Gist: Man With Longest Penis In The World To Donate It To Museum

The man with the largest documented ever penis, Jonah Falcon, has agreed to donate his member to a museum after his death.
A museum know as the Penis Museum made the offer to Falcon, which he happily accepted.


“I am flattered by the invitation,” Falcon said in a letter to the museum.

“I appreciate your museum’s devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear … I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah and the Whale’.”

The museum opened in Reykjavik in 1997 and houses more than 300 specimen penises and penile parts from more than 93 different animals, including 17 types of whales, seven kinds of seals and walruses, a polar bear and a gorilla. They range in size from a 2-millimeter hamster schlong to a 6-foot whale dong.